How Convenient
Thursday, February 18, 2010
While packing for my weekend trip, I reached for a ziplock bag for all of my vitamins and accidently knocked over a tube of white glitter at the front of the cabinet. After the cap flew off, the glitter exploded not only all over my kitchen, but conveniently onto my cleavage and down my shirt. My breasts were glistening, and I"m pretty sure had I had a line of very important men in front of me, I could have negotiated anything in my favor.
This is all very ironic as a friend had just dubbed my walkie talkie code name as Cupcake Glitterbomb. And so... I have been christened.
This is all very ironic as a friend had just dubbed my walkie talkie code name as Cupcake Glitterbomb. And so... I have been christened.