90-year-old-woman-behind-the-counter-at-the-wah-wah-WHAT?
Saturday, April 3, 2010
How old am I? 28?
Let's review...
I've rubbed all of the skin off my heels from my nine-mile walks every day. My left hip hurts. My lower back is killing me. I'm soaking in epsom salt on a regular basis to help with my sore everything and I've started using joint juice . I'm up by 8 every morning. And tomorrow I'm baking a blueberry pie.
Sooo.... how old? maybe... 87?
I better go knit myself some booties. And a mitt for my hand. I spilled scalding water all over it and it hurts like a mother... My body needs some spa love.