Seriously... I'm not kidding.

I am a marginally patient person.

And that's being generous.
After this week, I have none left.

None.

I keep getting e-mails / phone calls from about this or that being wrong, which means I end up having to spend 5 hours on the phone with customer service from three different companies as middle man so I can talk to someone from France / India / Germany that I inevidably can't understand. We spend twice the time needed to say "What? WHAT?" because I'm trying to explain what's wrong and they keep talking over me - and trying to tell me they have no answers and cannot help - because apparently no one has open communication or the know how to write down what the fuck is going on at their company. I know.. it's SO difficult, right!?

I have to repeat everything seven times. And after all of this, I'll still have to call 30 more times to get anything else fixed.

This has been my entire week. I dont have the patience or any care as to what is wrong. I go out of my way to fix things on my own terms before I go outside of my own knowledge base/research to figure out the problem - everyone should graduate from the third grade and learn how to do the same. Sorry to be harsh. I'm really not this mean - I just am done being patient and pleasant about the same problems never being fixed and feeling responsible when it has nothing to do with me.

This is where I scream into a pillow. And suck it up because such is life until I get better about brushing stuff off.
HOORAY!