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Things Not To Do While Intoxicated

Monday, September 24, 2007
. Pose for a picture for The Gayzette while you're out at a Gay Bar and you're not... Gay (actually - this was funny).

. Take that one last lemon shot at the end of the night (and i quote: "Oh... now I'm totally going to throw up later!")

. Walk eight miles to the lightrail to get downtown.

. Drop your $500 camera on the cement not once, but twice. :( Thank goodness this has started working again!

. Wait til 2:30 to hit up Two Fisted Marios for one slice of pizza (i got in early and was a happy kid with my spinich, black olive and mushroom slice wayyyyy before the drunk crowd piled in.

. Getting a hangover before your intoxication even wears off. Seriously, what the hell?!
I got home at 6:45 and took migraine medicine, a 32 oz bottle of e-mergency and one ambien - then slept til 3:30pm in the afternoon. To this day, I've never had a hangover.... post sleeping.

Luckily, there was no ex-boyfriend calling or writing stupid blogs that probably would get me in trouble. I'm more fun and less worrisome when I drink, but I'm not totally stupid I recall creating a survey on Myspace once hoping to get some creative answers. Only one person responded - with really hilarious answers, mind you. The following day he begged me profusely to delete the e-mail as he was drunk and extremely embarassed. Good for a laugh, anyway.

Things that are OK to do:

. Miss a show of someone who was bratty about wanting you to go anyway.

. Drink pop rocks with Blueberry Stoli's and Sprite Zero (I didn't explode!).

. Make new friends.

. Sing.

Hopefully more to follow. This Sami is kind of fun. 1-3 days a week...

p.s. still looking for advice on the Tattoo thing so look below and feed me some feedback. Aragarpmf. I'm hungry!



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I'm Sami Jo From Denver, CO, United States Samantha loves to travel, lose herself in a good book, practice yoga at her favorite local studio, The Yoga Mat, and connect with friends, old and new. Her love of working with creative minds extends into her personal endeavors, as well. She and her husband conduct a project called "Songs For Jake," a music collaboration channel designed with the simple mission of getting great songs to one really big music lover. Through her business, Roger Charlie, Samantha focuses on publicity and management, working closely with authors, musicians, and creatives who find value in a more personal approach through communications.
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