Things Not To Do While Intoxicated

. Pose for a picture for The Gayzette while you're out at a Gay Bar and you're not... Gay (actually - this was funny).

. Take that one last lemon shot at the end of the night (and i quote: "Oh... now I'm totally going to throw up later!")

. Walk eight miles to the lightrail to get downtown.

. Drop your $500 camera on the cement not once, but twice. :( Thank goodness this has started working again!



. Wait til 2:30 to hit up Two Fisted Marios for one slice of pizza (i got in early and was a happy kid with my spinich, black olive and mushroom slice wayyyyy before the drunk crowd piled in.

. Getting a hangover before your intoxication even wears off. Seriously, what the hell?!
I got home at 6:45 and took migraine medicine, a 32 oz bottle of e-mergency and one ambien - then slept til 3:30pm in the afternoon. To this day, I've never had a hangover.... post sleeping.

Luckily, there was no ex-boyfriend calling or writing stupid blogs that probably would get me in trouble. I'm more fun and less worrisome when I drink, but I'm not totally stupid I recall creating a survey on Myspace once hoping to get some creative answers. Only one person responded - with really hilarious answers, mind you. The following day he begged me profusely to delete the e-mail as he was drunk and extremely embarassed. Good for a laugh, anyway.

Things that are OK to do:

. Miss a show of someone who was bratty about wanting you to go anyway.

. Drink pop rocks with Blueberry Stoli's and Sprite Zero (I didn't explode!).

. Make new friends.

. Sing.


Hopefully more to follow. This Sami is kind of fun. 1-3 days a week...

p.s. still looking for advice on the Tattoo thing so look below and feed me some feedback. Aragarpmf. I'm hungry!